Table Thursday...

 "First, get on the table."

 "Check for Feeders."

 "Make sure there is plenty of food & water
handy in case you need a snack."

 "Find a comfortable spot on the table.
Feel free to knock things off if you need to."

 "Put your head down and.....zzzzzzzzzzz"

 "It's always a good idea to set a guard to let you know
when a Feeder comes by so you can look innocent."

 "Always blame another cat in the house or your Evile Twin."

"Hey!  Without me, what would the Feeders have to do?!?"