She Shoots, She Scores!!

 Last night someone stole the hair bands that were

in the bathroom. They were found under the living

room couch where Audrey keeps her hair band stash.

BTW do NOT let your cats play with hair bands without human supervision until you ascertain that they don't chew them!! All of the members of the Horde treat them like plastic toys and carry them around. If cats chew on them they can SWALLOW them and then they will end up at the V-E-T requiring surgery. The Horde & their Feeders can not stress this enough!

 

 "Come on mom.  How could I have possibly gotten them out?

They were on that metal thingee!"

 "After all, I just wait for the ones you give me every

morning and every night! I am a sweet and patient girl!"

 "Seriously, look at this innocent face."

Crossing Our Paws So Mom Can Go Hear Dad Play!

 "Guitar pick?  Gee, no dad, I haven't see it.  Why?"

 "Hey!!  Was it a mouse?  A bird?  No!  It was a speeding kitten!!"

 "Whassa speeding kitten??  Ooooh!  Hair band!!!"

"Man, the lengths I have to go to just

to get away from my baby sister!!"

"Mom!  Hey mom!!  Are you resting??  Dad has a gig tonight!!"

A Month?? Already??

 "I can't believe I've been here for a month already!!  I rub

cheeks with all of my brothers but that stinky ole' Knives.

I still hiss at him which is weirding him out.  He draws back

for a minute but if I hiss again it's off to the races and then he

chases me down and fights with me.  Stinky ole' yellow brother."

 "Where did my hair band go??  That's okay, I'm sure I

can find another one to steal somewhere around here."

 "Aha!!  Here's one!!  I'll just take it!  They all come back with me

to mom & dad's room.  heh heh heh.  I like to play with them in

their bathroom.  I scoot them under the scales and the footstool and then move the scales and footstool all over the room.  ::giggle::"

 "But it is very very exhausting!!  Especially when I'm trying to

sneak outside.  Mean ole' mommy won't let me go out without

a harness!!  Mean ole' mommy.  I tried again this morning

but mom caught me quick as a momma cat!!  She's fast!"

"Shhhh, mom's had migraines, flares, & stress about green papers this month.  We're all taking turns making her feel better.  I think

I do the best since I can stand up on my back legs!  I will also

leap up to get hair bands!!  If you put a thick hair band and a thin hair band up side by side I will always go for the thick one.  Hmmmmm, this could make a good scientific study!!"