Audrey at the Vet

 "Are you sure we need to go to the vet mom?

I mean, I only peed on a pillow!"

 "Mom clipped my nails while we were there!"

 "Mom is wearing one of the shirts from our store."

 "The vet gave me some antibiotics."

"I know everyone loved me here but let's go home!"

And ~$80 later we did!

Merlin Monday

 "Hey sister!!"

  "Strrrrrreeeeeeeeeeetch!"

 

  "This is my boy."

  "Belly!!"

 "What?! My name has been changed?

It's now Sir Merlin Fuzzybutt!"

Fabulous Friday

 "Hold still! You missed a spot!"

 "Hi! I was totally not watching you sleep."

 "I say we go back to the other channel."

 "Snorgle belly!!"

"I dunno, what do you think it is?"