I'm Suspicious of You Mom!!

 "What are you doing mom??"

 "Seriously, is she doing anything I should know about?"

 "Hmmm, should I keep an eye on her?"

"Surely she wouldn't take pictures of me grooming!"

 

"Mommies should not take pictures of grooming!!"

She Shoots, She Scores!!

 Last night someone stole the hair bands that were

in the bathroom. They were found under the living

room couch where Audrey keeps her hair band stash.

BTW do NOT let your cats play with hair bands without human supervision until you ascertain that they don't chew them!! All of the members of the Horde treat them like plastic toys and carry them around. If cats chew on them they can SWALLOW them and then they will end up at the V-E-T requiring surgery. The Horde & their Feeders can not stress this enough!

 

 "Come on mom.  How could I have possibly gotten them out?

They were on that metal thingee!"

 "After all, I just wait for the ones you give me every

morning and every night! I am a sweet and patient girl!"

 "Seriously, look at this innocent face."

Mom! It's OUR Turn! (what we did while we were away)

 "Proof that I can sometimes be with my stinky brother Knives"

 "Can't you see I'm trying to groom here??"

 "But they saaaaaid it would be back by ne-ow!!" - Knives

::sigh:: "This is computer repair young padewan. There is no such thing as 'on time' with computer repair." - Star

"Zaphy has been tutoring me in Emo Cattiness."

"We would have sent you one of these but we didn't have a laptop! Dumb ole' laptop."